President for a Day

Them as President: "We are going to bring back jobs and security! Jobs and security!"

Me as President: "We have a mass movement nonviolently seizing the means of production and all of the Green Parties around the world are ready to sanction the U.S. until it submits. We will take to the White House lawn and the gates will be torn down. We will initiate Burning Man by setting fire to every original painting of a president who owned slaves or committed war crimes against indigenous people. That means fuck your Washington, fuck your Jackson, fuck your cis-white bullshit we're not taking it anymore. And then we can talk about reparations.

AND ON THE NEXT DAY we bout to do it again and burn every original painting of a president who ordered executions or bombings on unarmed civilians. That's right fuck your Obama, Fuck your Clinton, your reality star, Bushes and all their wives too--they don't get a pass. We will burn your paintings with the precious oil you love so much and dance consecrating the ground of New America.

Then and only then we can talk about peace."

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Pshh watch me go on a list real quick XD